Can you imagine anything more ridiculous than going to see Pirates of the Caribbean looking like this?? Seriously. Who else but me, has a date to go see a pirate movie with a group of friends, wakes up that morning and gets stabbed in the eye with her dog's claw in a freak accident and winds up with three scratches on her cornea and strict instructions not to remove her eye patch for the next 24 hours? Just call me Captain Jack-ass.